Hi. I'm Mitch. I'm 19 and have dirty, thick blonde hair.
It was just a random saturday night when it happened. There was nothing on TV so I went rooting through all of my DVDs trying to find something to watch. Most them were pretty poor or one's that I'd seen so many times, then I came across something. It was a DVD of Sweeny Todd that my sister had gotten me for my christmas a few years ago. It had a note on it.
"This should give you a new lease of life. Merry Christmas, Nina xxx"
I thought that I might as well watch it seeing as I had nothing else so I turned on my DVD player and put it in. The menu came up and, as it began to start, I read the back of the box, not noticing the piece of paper that fell out of the box.
"Oh God. It's a musical," I said to myself, "Why the hell would she buy me a bloody musical film? She knows that I can't stand them."
But, I started to watch the film, she'd obviously bought me it for a reason. I got a good hour into the film before it hit me. I was actually enjoying this film. I had no idea why though.
If it was anything, it was probably Helena Bonham Carter's performance in the film. I'd seen her before in other films like Harry POtter and Fight Club but for some reason, in this particular film, she seemed to entice a lot more. It was the scene where she was making pies, it started making me feel... well... hungry.
As I got up, I saw a small piece of paper fall to the floor. I picked it up to see the words 'Mrs. Lovett's Meat Pies' written on it. I had an unusual craving for some meat pies so I took the paper into the kitchen and followed the recipe as closely as I could.
It was about two hours before I returned to the film, my freshly baked meat pies in hand. I pressed play on the remote and took a bite out one of my pies.
Suddenly, pain filled my entire body. I saw unfamiliar brown hair cover my eyes as it grew down to my lower back. All of my body hair was sucked back into my skin, leaving it smooth and soft to touch. My skull cracked and moved itself around, moving into a completely different shape to what it once was. My lips puffed out and became lip gloss cladden as my eyelashes grew out. My nose shrank, becoming more petite.
My neck narrowed and my Adam's apple was absorbed into my body. My shoulders were pulled inwards whilst my hips grew outwards. My arms shranks because they lost all of their muscle. My hands then shrank as my nails grew longer.
My chest started to tingle as it became sensitive. My skin strarted to swell, growing and growing until I had C-cup breasts on my body.
Then an enormous surge of pain struck my groin area as my penis shrank into my body leaving me with a slit and my new ovaries.
Then, my clothes began to change.My pants became tighter and thinner forming tights and panties on my smooth, sexy legs. My shirt pulled itself open, revealing my new breasts for the first time. It turned black and, instead of shrinking, excess material was ripped off and moved towards my chest, stretching around my back and over my shoulders. I now had a bra cupping my boobs, making me let out a sharp high-pitched moan in my new voice.
I ran straight for the bathroom to look in the mirror.
"I can't believe it..." I said, before standing in shock and awe.
"I'm Helena Bonham Carter"